45. Fearful Fare

I dumped ten roughly chopped jalapenos and one #10 can of crushed tomatoes into a hotel pan of brown rice for 200 when an ominous electrical shock shot through my backside in the form of an email. It was from my neighbor and president of my condo association. “Hi Brooks, Please give me a call…

32. Challenging Chili Verde

I was no longer wasted.. And I wasted no time moving on. Dwelling on a failed relationship would only lead to drinking over it so I quickly started laying the groundwork for a successful one: I made plans with Marty. He suggested we meet at Club Foot, the same bar where I went with Niall….

9. Breakfast Buzz

The great thing about not getting shitfaced is that sleep is solid and you wake up well-rested at a reasonable time. I got up at 7am the next day. I opened facebook to several messages from Burton. He said that was the most dramatic use of an ellipsis that he’d ever read. I responded by…