10. Promising Polenta

The next day at work I was tortured with excitement. I wanted to see the boy who wanted to see me. I had forgotten what it was like to be so excited about someone that I got distracted at work. I was so smiley and spacey that one of my lunch ladies asked me if…

9. Breakfast Buzz

The great thing about not getting shitfaced is that sleep is solid and you wake up well-rested at a reasonable time. I got up at 7am the next day. I opened facebook to several messages from Burton. He said that was the most dramatic use of an ellipsis that he’d ever read. I responded by…