13. Troublesome Tartlets

The situation with Burton was just a minor emotional setback; I bounced back with the prospect of a date with the bearded boy who had a penchant for pork and all things fleshy and roasted. I killed time before my date by going to a showroom opening for organic rugs with Lena. Lena was trying to…

9. Breakfast Buzz

The great thing about not getting shitfaced is that sleep is solid and you wake up well-rested at a reasonable time. I got up at 7am the next day. I opened facebook to several messages from Burton. He said that was the most dramatic use of an ellipsis that he’d ever read. I responded by…